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We've done a lot of "big cuts" so far, haven't we?
To put it simply,
it's when you ask a question and answer it jokingly.
I don't like this school.
If you say that,
normally,
you know,
the teacher...
I'm 2 years old.
Interesting.
If you don't say it funny, you'll be funny.
Yes.
As YouTubers, we've been doing punishment games in private for a long time.
It's not something that doesn't exist in reality.
We're doing things that we want to be funny in the first place.
Yes.
I don't think we're more funny than the answer of the big cut.
Yes.
I think so.
This time, I'm going to erase the big cut's big cut-likeness.
Yes.
The name is...
"Realistic Big Cut"!
Yes!
The big cut itself is normally done, but...
When you answer it...
All you can write is...
The story that happened in reality.
Oh!
So it's an episode.
If you say, "I don't like this school."
All you can write is what you really didn't like in school.
Yes.
There was a person who looked like a rabbit's poop in the hallway.
Hahaha!
Yes, there was.
If you ask it as a big cut...
You might think it's weak as a joke, but...
The moment you think it's realistic...
If it's true, it gets funny.
Yes.
This time, whether or not there was a school episode...
There's no proof, so you can only trust it.
I don't like this ramen shop.
If you go to a ramen shop now, you might be able to make an episode.
You're going to collect it.
Yes, depending on the topic...
In the past, in the present...
As long as it's based on experience, you can write it.
Oh, I see.
This time, I asked Mushi-san to write the topic.
Once you know the rules...
He'll give you the topic.
It's common.
What about iPhone 20?
You can't do that.
This time, you'll give the topic according to this plan.
Yes.
Okay, please give me the topic.
Okay, first question.
I don't like this restaurant.
Whoa!
Whoa, that's wide!
I don't like this restaurant.
And you can make it now.
That's right.
- Whoa! - Wow!
- Huh? - By the way...
This big cut...
If you answer it, you have one week.
Hahaha!
You think too much.
Whether it's long or short...
If you can't think of anything right now...
- You can make it in one week. - Please say it.
By the way...
From now on, in one week...
There's a chance you'll try to make an episode.
If you have evidence, you'll get more points.
- Hahaha! - I see.
- Whoa, you're serious! - Because it's weak.
You can see it in real life.
Let's be aware of that and support it.
- See you next week. - Yes.
- A week has passed. - Yes.
- You've already got the answer. - That's right.
- Let's make it short and simple. - Yes.
- "I don't like this restaurant." - Yes.
- Can you answer it?
- You've already answered it.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Okay, Yumemaru-san. - Yes.
I don't like this restaurant.
If you forget your wallet in the bathroom, you'll lose it.
- I see. - I see.
- I don't like it. - What?
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- Okay. - Okay.
- It's the one that was thrown away. - Oh.
- Huh? - Huh?
- What's this?
- The picture of all the contents being pulled out and thrown away outside. - Outside of the restaurant.
- I was so mad at the dreamy radio show. - Oh, yeah.
- Well, since it's a restaurant, I think this is the worst episode. - I see.
- I don't like restaurants like this. - I really don't like it.
- "Restaurant" is a different kanji, so it's a negative point. - Yes.
- I don't like restaurants like this. - Yes.
- I can sit down, but it'll take about 30 minutes!
- One opera and the waiter comes out and says "ramen", I don't like that. - I don't like that.
- I don't like ramen, but... - One opera and "sorry about the late arrival"...
- Can I sit down? It'll take a while! - I don't like the way you say it.
- One opera and the waiter's head is full of food. I don't like that. - I don't like that.
- And in "golden week", there's a person who went to Kyoto and said something like that in the middle of the night.
- I don't like that. - I don't like it.
- I don't like it.
- I'm mad at him. - I see.
Oh, I see.
So, Shibuya-san, I don't like restaurants like this.
Even though it's not a gyoza restaurant, the floor was sticky.
- That happens a lot, doesn't it? - Yeah, it does.
- Restaurants like this do that a lot. - Yeah, restaurants like this do that a lot.
It's okay if the floor is sticky, but...
If it's not a gyoza restaurant, but the floor was sticky...
Please lower it.
This is impossible!
So, out of all your past memories, this is the best, right?
Yes.
You're blessed, aren't you?
You've got worse things to say, don't you?
Okay, so...
- I'm going to give you this one. - Yay! Thank you!
- So, can I announce the second question now? - Yes!
- The second question is... - Yes.
"Shock"!
What was the most shocking thing your family ever told you?
What?!
I see...
- I'm pretty good at acting, you know? - What are you talking about?
- I got it. - Okay.
- So, take a week to think about it. - Yes!
[2 WEEKS LATER...]
- Okay, second week. - Yes.
- I'm just going to answer roughly. - Yes, sir.
I got it.
Well, it's easy to make, you know?
- During this week. - Yes.
- For those of you who don't have one... - Yes.
- So, Yumemaru-san. - Yes.
"Shock"!
What was the most shocking thing your family ever told you?
Um...
Your gun looks like it'd look good on you.
"Shock"?
No, it's like...
I want a new car.
I want you to sell me the car you're driving right now.
Hey, your gun looks like it'd look good on you.
- "Why do you need a gun?" - "Why do you need a gun?"
Are you a man or something?
Is it bad for you?
- "No, I don't need it." - "No, I don't need it."
- "Why do you need a gun?" - "No, I don't need it."
- "You could just get an SUV or something." - "No, I don't need it."
- That's what Yumemaru-san said. - Yes.
- Well, Tejiro-san. - "Shock"!
What was the most shocking thing your family ever told you?
You... What was it again?
That tourist guide from Okazaki...
That actor's...
Ah, Sano Hayato-kun?
Ah, yes, yes!
Sano Hayato-kun seems like a relative of mine!
What?!
Really?
- This is... - "Are you kidding me?"
- "There's evidence." - "Whoa!"
- "No, no, no, behind you." - "Huh?!"
- "Really?!" - "No, really, really!"
- "Huh?" - "Like..."
- "No, it's too far away!" - "Like that kind of thing?"
- "Well, it's a little..." - "Ah..."
- "It's a little..." - "No, but..."
- "But it's amazing!" - "It's just funny!"
- "Of course, my grandmother and Hayato-kun's grandfather..." - "Ah, yes, yes, yes."
- "Another cousin." - "Another cousin?"
- "Like Crayon Shin-chan." - "No, no."
- "Wow, I want to confirm it with Hayato." - "Why is that?"
- "My grandmother and..."
"Haha, really? Are you old?" - "Um... I came back..." - "You're old?" - "I'm sick of this video." - "So this is a shocking episode?" - "Right."
When my mom told me that it wasn't a shocking thing,
I was like, "Oh, I should have told you earlier!"
Oh, you didn't want to say it.
It was a long story, like two months.
So you thought your blood was flowing to Tetsuya, too?
Yeah, I thought we had the same blood.
I was pretty shocked.
I see.
I'm glad I was cool about it.
Yeah, you're annoying.
Shibuya-san, shock!
What was the most shocking thing your family told you?
"Oh, you?
"Yeah, I made it ceramic.
"It cost about a million yen.
I did it with your money.
That's shocking.
You're too optimistic!
Oh, this?
One day, I got home from work, and my ears started ringing.
I was like, "What's wrong?"
I'm gonna make it ceramic.
They told you like that?
Yeah.
By the way, how many more?
Do you have any other options you want to ask?
I have one more.
I have a strong one, too.
Isn't this field pretty expensive?
It is.
I mean...
I don't have a lot of money, either.
I'll tell you what my parents told me.
When my dad and I were fighting,
my mom came into the room and said this.
I wanted to help my mom.
Yeah, like "you two."
That's what she said.
Don't show me your face.
I'm sorry.
Smile for me.
Okay, Imemura-san, go ahead.
Kii-bar-chan was the leader of the troupe.
That's funny.
That's funny, too.
I thought it wasn't commercial, so I didn't include it.
Kii-bar-chan was the leader of the troupe.
That's funny.
This is a picture of her.
It's a picture of her.
She's been sending it to me for a long time.
This is it.
Kii-bar-chan was the leader of the troupe.
Wow, that's cool.
Wow.
Kii-bar-chan was the best hot-blooded drama actress.
Shibuya-san, shock! What was the shocking word your family gave you?
That's not string, it's eel.
What do you mean?
One day, I got a little plate of food and a string-like thing came out of it.
I said, "Whoa, that's string!"
She said, "No, it's eel."
My mom said, "Eel is string."
Is this bad or is the food bad? Which one is it?
Eel, I guess.
It's hard for me to describe it in words, so I thought it was different.
Also, my grandpa used to seriously cut my mom's cheek.
- What? - What?
There's a scar here.
Isn't it liver?
And you know, the generation between grandpa and grandpa is the generation of parents.
- Maybe it's that kind of game. - It's a game.
- It's all a game, so it would be fun if it happened. - That's right.
- First of all, the winner of this turn is... - Oh, that's right.
The winner of this turn is...
- Ibaraki-san! - Ibaraki-san!
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Now, the third question! - Yes!
- I'd like to ask you why you chose C. - Yes!
- I changed my mind and chose this one. - Yes.
You got muscle pain because of that.
What did you do?
- Wow! Wow! - Thank you!
Thank you for asking me!
- What? - What did you think of me?
- Practicing, right? - Okay, think about it for a week.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Okay, give me your answer. - Okay, okay.
- That's how you got muscle pain, right? - Yes.
- Okay, give me your answer, Yumemaru-san. - Yes.
- What did you do to get muscle pain like that? - I opened the window of society as much as I could.
- Oh, this is based on experience. - It's based on experience, right?
- No, it's not like that. - No, it's not like that.
- Well, there is a video. - What?
- There is evidence. - Yes, there is.
- I will now open the window of society as much as I can. - Here I go.
- Ready, start! - Hahahahaha!
- What? - What are you doing?
- Aaaaaah!
- I feel like I'm going to reach my limit in an instant.
- Wait, isn't the video too long? - What?
- Isn't the video too long? - What?
- How many videos are left? - There are 30.
- No, no, no! It's too long! - What?
- What are you going to do in the future? - I'll keep doing this.
- That's enough. - That's enough?
- It was a level that would cause muscle pain, so I had to do my best. - What did you do?
- I thought it would be around here. - It comes from the shoulders.
- I thought it would be around the fingers, but my fingers were already hardened in this shape. - Hahahahaha!
- Why did you do that? - What?
- Why did you do that? - Because...
- I did it for the big cut. - No.
- It just happened. - It just happened.
- Okay, Tetsuya-san, don't worry about that. What did you do?
- I kept doing this for two hours and it came back to normal. - Hahahahaha!
- Oh, I see. It just happened. - It just happened.
- If you happen to get it like this a couple of times, you can use it here. - Oh, I see.
- If you happen to get it like this, you can use it here. - Oh, I see.
- It just happened. - It just happened.
- I'll use it here. - Wow, I'm bored.
- Maybe I'll change the design of my room. - You're talking to yourself.
- I don't like the arrangement of my room.
- Okay, the cardboard is in the way.
- I'll do it.
- What? - Why is there background music?
- It's so heavy. - It's heavy.
- It's really heavy.
Oh, it's not bad.
There's a mirror here, a hat here, and clothes here.
Ah, but the bike helmet went deeper.
It's a little different.
There's a mirror here, accessories here, clothes here, and helmets here.
Yeah, it's perfect.
It's so easy to use.
But I'm a little worried about functionality.
Is it different?
Yeah.
I dared to put everything in the back.
This is a clear layout.
No, but I can't take out my clothes because of that.
- I don't have this. - I can't.
I can't take it out.
- I've tried various things. - I'm a little lonely.
I think there's something nice to put around here.
Let's look for it.
It's nice.
It's better than I thought.
It's different from what I imagined.
But I want to change the layout like this.
Let me think about it again.
We can't put roses here.
I want to change the layout like this.
The sound is getting louder and louder.
It's easier to use now, isn't it?
But I can't find any plants here.
I see.
Clothes are in the way.
Don't make it into a wardrobe.
Let me think about other ways of using it.
Not only this room.
Let me think about other ways of using it.
I wanted to make it a pleasant and fun room.
But Ultraman Tiga's head fell down and his eyes were blocked.
Is it true?
It's just a joke.
It's in the wrong place.
It doesn't look good even if we leave it alone.
It's the beginning of Pig Pan.
Let's put it back in its place.
It's in the wrong place.
It doesn't look good even if we leave it alone.
I can finally understand the ideal layout of this room.
Let me see.
Let me put my bike stuff in the back.
Let me put my mirror in the front.
Let me put my clothes in the front.
Let me put my clothes in the side.
It's good.
It's well-balanced.
It's the ideal layout of this room.
Let me put my cardboard in the hallway.
I don't like it.
It's a well-planned layout.
Let me put my cardboard here.
Ah, I'm tired of thinking about it all the time.
I'm tired.
Alright, I'm going to sleep.
- Oh, you're back. - I'm back!
When I saw it was over, I thought it was really good and thought it was perfect, but it was my first time doing it.
- I was really surprised at first. - Surprised?
- I was surprised while editing. - By chance?
- By chance. - Wow, you went to a good place.
- That's a good reason. - Yeah.
Shibuya-san, what did you do that you couldn't stop thinking about it?
Magic Hand Electric Toothbrush.
- Like this? - What is this?
- What does it mean? - This is a magic hand and an electric toothbrush and you grab it like this.
- Oh, I see. - Like this.
- Why did you do that? - Can I say it in the video?
- For now? - Go ahead and say it in the video.
This is it. This is it. This is it.
Yes.
That's enough. That's enough. That's enough.
No, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's not itchy, isn't it? Tentohakoyaki. When you hold it.
Tentohakoyaki?
That's enough. That's enough.
It's a new song I came up with to train my muscles!
Did you get muscle pain?
I'm sorry. I didn't get it.
I've been doing it for about 20 minutes and I've forgotten it and I'm going to stop.
If you were writing about imagination, we'd be more interested in reality.
This was an imagination.
That's what our hearts are like.
I'll take one.
Yay!
Thank you very much.
After all, there is a good thing about returning to normal.
Final question.
What happened in your life's first event that you couldn't stop sweating?
In my life's first event?
You can write about what you've been through so far that you couldn't stop sweating.
Please remember your past memories.
I've been sweating for about two weeks.
I see.
Shall we think about it?
Yes, please think about it.
So far, Tetsuya has two points, Shibai has one point, and Umemaru has zero points.
I don't think Umemaru has a chance to turn things around.
The person who was chosen for this topic is Ogashi No. 8.
It's Ogashi No. 8!
It's Akadeka!
Good luck, Umemaru.
I'm scared.
I don't want it that much.
It's kind of scary.
Four is fine, right?
Good evening, everyone watching "Reality Big Cut."
I'm Oyaizu, editor-in-chief of "Toukai Yomoya."
I'm very sorry about the data being damaged in the Umemaru answer scene after this.
Umemaru's answer was...
Being targeted by wild boar No.30.
I'll say it again.
Umemaru's answer was...
Being targeted by wild boar No.30.
There's a VTR of the evidence, so please watch it.
Here you go.
Oh, it looks like you.
My hair is back.
Wow, it's dark.
It's nice.
It's a pigeon, isn't it?
It's a crow.
It's a crow and a pigeon.
Wow!
It's big.
Wow, there's a lot of them.
Wow, it's coming.
It's coming up.
Look up.
It's coming up.
It's scary.
Isn't it dangerous to be on it?
I'll put it away.
I'm scared.
I see.
I wanted a video of a buster.
I'm being targeted.
I know you were aiming for it.
A buster is too scary.
I think so, too.
Well, that's about it.
I don't have 35 years of experience.
There was a camera behind it.
Next, Tetsuya-san.
What did you do that you can't stop sweating for the first time in your life?
Even though it was a golf competition on the weekend,
I was robbed of my Lexus LX that I had on my golf bag.
What?
Can you say it out loud?
Is that all you can say?
It's true.
I was robbed of my LX.
Really?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Someone robbed you of your LX.
No, no.
A thief robbed me of my LX.
Is the thief your friend?
No, he's a professional golfer.
Really?
Yes, he is.
What?
Wait a minute.
Which one is it?
Even though it was a golf competition, I was robbed of my LX.
I was in trouble.
What kind of car is it?
I lost my golf bag.
I thought I couldn't go to a golf competition.
I really thought I couldn't go to a golf competition.
Which one is it?
Let me continue my story.
This is not a video or evidence.
But I got a call.
Hello, this is the police.
We found your golf bag in the morning.
What? That's great.
It was thrown away in Anjou field.
I got a call.
I have a picture of that evidence.
I see.
I was robbed of my golf bag.
The police recovered it for me.
Here it is.
Ta-dah!
What?
You were robbed of your golf bag.
I was robbed of my golf bag.
This one and this one.
What's in it?
Everything was thrown away.
There was a Gamecube in my car.
I see.
I don't need it because I sell it abroad or somewhere.
Really?
Is it true or not?
I hope you're lying.
It's true.
Really?
You're lying.
What's in it?
It's true.
LX will be stolen.
I'm in charge of LX.
"Did you find it?" I asked.
What?
Suddenly, I didn't know what it was.
"What?" I said.
I shouldn't say it in the store.
Oh, I didn't say it.
You said it.
We're really good friends.
He asked me if I knew it.
I won't say it.
I don't know when it will be.
It's about March 16th.
Oh, you're up.
We're really good friends.
That's why we haven't said it recently.
Oh, it's rare.
Why didn't you say it?
I thought I could use it for something.
Wow, you can use it.
You can use it for something.
So, Tezura-san
doesn't care about it.
Really? Simply?
Yes.
I feel sorry for you.
So, Jibai-san
I don't want to say it.
I want to say it.
What happened in your first life?
Oh, I said it.
I'm in a bad mood.
I'll say it.
I mistakenly chose Stunner for my manager.
You won this month!
Stunner (Prorexaxax)
Why did you choose minor?
Stunner is not famous.
If you could say it in general, it would be better.
Cobra Twist
What about it?
You can say it in the video.
Here you are.
You can say it.
"Are you ready?" "Yes, I am."
"How is your work today?" "Well, today..."
"There is a bug here." "Oh, it's cold!"
What's wrong with you?
Is it a bug?
I was about to faint.
Yes, that's it.
If you say it, I'll do it.
Besides, it's cold.
This time,
we thought it would be more interesting than a joke,
so we did it.
A lot of unexpected things have happened, haven't they?
From now on,
we will send you a life like a joke,
so we can announce it whenever we want.
Well...
If you find it,
please let me know.
Goodbye.